Un divorce trés comique!....

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Au cours d'un jugement pour divorce, le couple se dispute la garde du
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fils unique. La mère, très
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émue, se défend :
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Votre Honneur... Cet enfant a été conçu en moi... Cet enfant est sorti de
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mon ventre... Donc je
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mérite de le garder !
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Le juge, tout aussi ému et presque convaincu, laisse la parole au futur
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ex-mari. Celui ci utilise
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son coté pragmatique :
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- Votre Honneur, je n'aurai qu'une question : Quand j'introduis une pièce
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dans un distributeur de
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boissons, la canette qui en sort est à moi ou à la machine ?.....
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Quel est ton "QI"?

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Einstein se trouve à un cocktail, un jeune homme vient l'aborder.
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> > Einstein demande : - Quel est ton QI ?
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> > 250.
> > Alors, Einstein lui parle de la relativité, des trous noirs...
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> > Un peu plus tard, une autre personne vient l'aborder. Einstein
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demande :
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> > - Quel est ton QI ?
> > 150.
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> > Alors, Einstein lui parle du droit international, des problèmes
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éthiques dus aux manipulations
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génétiques....
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> > Un peu plus tard, une troisième personne vient l'aborder : - Quel est
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ton QI ?
> > 100.
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> > Alors, Einstein lui parle du gouvernement, des prêts hypothécaires,
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du prix
> > de l'essence...
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> > Un peu plus tard, une autre personne vient l'aborder. Einstein
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demande :
> > - Quel est ton QI ?
> > 50.
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> > Alors, Einstein lui parle de Loft Story, Star Academy, l'Ile de la
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Tentation....
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> > En fin de soirée, une dernière personne vient l'aborder.
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> > Einstein demande : - Quel est ton QI ?
> > 10.
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> > Alors Einstein lui demande : - Alors toujours fan du S.C..Portugal?
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> >

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Meãs em festa 93

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Qual de nós acertou?

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Eram dois rapazes que tiraram o curso de medicina.
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Iam numa rua e viram um homem que ia coxear muito.
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Então um disse para o outro:
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- "Aposto como a doença daquele homem é sífilis".
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E o outro disse:
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- "Eu aposto que é reumatismo".
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Iam nesta discussão e resolveram perguntar ao homenzinho:
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- "Oiça lá senhor, nós somos médicos há pouco tempo, e estávamos a discutir qual será a sua doença.
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O meu colega diz que é sífilis, e eu digo que é reumatismo. Qual de nós acertou?"
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E o homem respondeu:
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- Olhe, enganámo-nos os três. Eu julgava que era um peido e caguei-me todo.

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